EXPLORATION
EXPEDITION IMPOSSIBLE
This one’s for the flat earthers. We’ve seen the diagrams. We’ve read the manifestos. And if you truly believe the Earth has an edge, we’d like you to go find it.
That’s the challenge: Expedition Impossible.
Reach the end of the Earth, and you get everything owned by the company*. The gear, the mugs, the toboggans, even the taxidermy beaver in our cafeteria.
But before you set off, here are nine handy Columbia essentials and tips that might help you get there. Or at least keep you warm on the way.
That’s the challenge: Expedition Impossible.
Reach the end of the Earth, and you get everything owned by the company*. The gear, the mugs, the toboggans, even the taxidermy beaver in our cafeteria.
But before you set off, here are nine handy Columbia essentials and tips that might help you get there. Or at least keep you warm on the way.
1. The Bugaboot III Boot
For stepping confidently into the icy unknown.
2. Omni-Heat Infinity Jacket
Keeps you warm in the void.
3. Convertible Trail Pants
When it’s cold, then warm, then weirdly cold again.
4. Quarter Zip Pullover
Because if you’re going to fall off the planet, fall off looking great.
5. Hiking Pack
Room for snacks, a map and a compass.
6. Columbia Titanium Shell
Keeps out wind, rain and doubt.
7. Columbia Gloves
Frostbite starts at the fingers.
8. Columbia Water Bottle
Hydration is key. Especially when you’re 600 miles from the nearest city.
9. Columbia Branded Flag
To plant at the edge of the drop-off.
For stepping confidently into the icy unknown.
2. Omni-Heat Infinity Jacket
Keeps you warm in the void.
3. Convertible Trail Pants
When it’s cold, then warm, then weirdly cold again.
4. Quarter Zip Pullover
Because if you’re going to fall off the planet, fall off looking great.
5. Hiking Pack
Room for snacks, a map and a compass.
6. Columbia Titanium Shell
Keeps out wind, rain and doubt.
7. Columbia Gloves
Frostbite starts at the fingers.
8. Columbia Water Bottle
Hydration is key. Especially when you’re 600 miles from the nearest city.
9. Columbia Branded Flag
To plant at the edge of the drop-off.
#ExpeditionImpossible
Post a photo (sorry, no AI) with #ExpeditionImpossible proving you reached the edge of the earth. And you will get everything owned by the company. *
* The company refers to ‘The Company, LLC’ with assets which are valued at $100,000. “The Edge of the Earth” is a visible, physical end to the planet Earth. We’re talking infinite sheer drop, abyssal void, clouds cascading into infinity. What is not “The Edge of the Earth”: A clifftop in Seattle. A cul-de-sac in Kansas. Or your buddy Dave legally changing his name to “The Edge.”
